Singers , Songwriters, Actors, Musicians from Gateshead in the North East of England
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Two In One (Sex Song) (remaster)
Thanks for the kind comments on my song - you know all the right things to say to a girl! Are you sure you're just not off your head on something here, or maybe constipated? Love Wednesday x
Oooo-errrrr! Naughty...very naughty Nerks! Wish you guys would let yourselves go once in a while...hahahaha! Original...and defies any definition. lol keith
This aint only good it's fantastic! Like how you captured the amusing and incredibly accurate human response to the experience of sex in sound! Enjoyed this! -Mike
I have to say this is one original track. Amusing stuff as well. The bass part is really cool on this tune. The narrative vocal actually reminds me of Iggy Pop, which is cool. This is a unique track guys. Thumbs.
So glad that you shared this again. You know I love this track to bits. It's a guilty pleasure! Love the orgasms, love the vocals, love the lyrics, love everything about it! Remember loving it when I first heard it and I still do now! PJ
This if so well done, absolute ...ed vocals, absolute genius stuff...love it : ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
OMFG This is frakkin brilliant guys! LMAO!!! Have to sign off now, I;m having a major trouser crisis. Oh, F$%^&* too late. 8)
Hi Paul and John, I'm still very much loving this track. It's almost as dirty as my sense of humour. Looking forward to hearing your next track. PJ
a bit of porn rock don't the Christians hear it they would ban it good sound folks liked it
Hi Paul & John, Congratulations on holding on to the top spot for a 2nd week. It's also still my favourite. You must have had the giggles recording this. I certainly wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face!! PJ
lol....OK. Late to the orgy, ermmm I mean track! :P Even I am shocked and glad I am listening on high def cans ;) This is DURTY to the CORE! I thought I had done some saucy tracks in the past, but this creams all over my efforts - excuse the pun ;) Ess X
I had to turn this down incase my wife thought I was secretly watching porn lol but once I got into it I realised how wonderfully creative this track is. The sign for me for great artists is there willingness to experiement and meander across genres. Well done chaps for embarressing me...in a good way :) Ant
Like the pun DJC
Wicked fun... Glad to see something this bold sitting atop the charts, my faith in the mp3unsigned crowd is renewed! Keep 'em coming, fellas (no pun intended, lol)
Thanks Erik ,just go with the flow,lol
LMAO AGAIN!!!! STILL NO DECISION!! YOU GUYS ARE COOL!!!!!
I bet you guys have a blast making these tunes. I don't know whether to be sickened or dim the lights, but I'd have to stop laughing if I really wanted to figure it out. The end of the song arrived and I still don't know. I'll have to try it again... when I am re-energized - I can't go all night anymore!
This is a ...ing trip....I feel like a need a cigerette and shower... take care E.
Thanks James
Ya bad, bad, naughty lads but congrats on #1 dudes. Thumzup
Thanks PJ & Dave. It wasn't that easy to record,we had to keep stopping as we laughed so much.Glad you like it.John & Paul.
Made it hear at last!! Excellent and a damn good laugh!! A well-deserved chart topper. 'I'm eager make it quick sit on top of me' ROFL........
Hi Paul and John, Congratulations on your 2nd No.1. It's very refreshing to see a very explicit and orgasmic song at the top. Still can't stop listening to it lol. You are brilliant. PJ
Thanks Baz lol :-) Should have done the cigarette thing.
Not my cup of tea but I can "Hear" the work and the fluids that went into the making of it!! Musically, it's very slick, but I hope it's not a trilogy............lol!!!!!!!! Some of those vocals are too real!! IMHO someone got the role far too seriously for liking......lol!!!!! Cigarette, ....Darling!!!!! Baz!!
Mental...nuff said. LOL peace,Ricky
Thanks PJ :-)
Hi Paul and John, I just wanted you to know that I will be absolutely delighted if this is No.1 next week. I love it, it's brilliant and I can't stop listening to it!!! PJ
Nerks this is great, Love it--------Vin
not sure where you're really at with this dig at sex.. me thinks somewhere between observation and a lighthearted wit. outside of that, looking at it musically, I'm impressed at creativity that went into the work.
I did all the vocals Christy.We had a good laugh doing it. :-)
Haha - love it! Who did the background hope you asked them first lol C;)
Oh My G...! You guys are creeping me out ;) Fun..? I should think keeping a straight face while recording..the..uh...vocal f/x ;) Love the falsettos! Quite the...um...vocal range ;) A lot of throat exercises no doubt ;) A creative thumbs to you both !
Hee hee, I hope that means you like it lol
Omy. Can't get any more hardcore than this. lol. Voted
Whoah - those sound like full on orgasms :-) this song would be great in an "adult" movie :-) not that I watch those sort of things :-) enjoy the versatility of your vocal style Paul - rated man. James Bell
Appreciate that PJ.
I really want to vote for this again, why can't I lol PJ
Glad you like it PJ .I suppose because it's me doing both parts, it gives a new meaning to the phrase ' go F**k yourself lol .Paul.
I really love this guys. Brilliant track. It touches on my dirty sense of humour. PJ
Hi John and Paul. I have always admired your creativity and your ideas have all been truly marvellous. Moving onto this new track I have always liked songs that feature orgasms and for what you have produced here I just have to give you top marks for this. I once redid a song of mine a couple of years ago called Little Tease which featured a few orgasms but I am won over by this. Yes Yes Yes lol PJ
So just to gross some of you out, I'm imaging those two fellows in the current picture involved in this. Or, perhaps for some, it's just the opposite. It's all good, isn't it????Or is it???? Your choice.........Happy Halloween my friends....
Singer songwriters from Gateshead influenced by The Beatles, Kate Bush,Simon and Garfunkel.
John and Paul Nerk met while working in the theatre.They each liked what the other did and decided to work together. The rest is history.