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Title: Candy For Jesus
Genre: Pop
Downloads: 1 download
Popularity: 4 votes
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Glue Monsters

Candy For Jesus

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"Candy For Jesus" Track Comments

10/26/2012

This Song is for all of you religious people who celebrate the holidays! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Lyrics

Glue Monsters Here
Doing A Song About A Christian
Holiday Called Halloween
You See In The Old Days
A Young Jesus Went Door To Door In Search Of Candy
Those Who Didn’t Have Any
He’d Smite With Eggs And Toilet Paper Their House
A Tradition For All Kids
Who Think Of Jesus As A Role Model
So Here We Go
Hope You Like It Ha
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Me And My Friends
Have Been Walking All Night
For Some Candy
Yeah Huh Drummer Ha Ha Yeah

Me And My Friends
Are High As A Kite
Give Us Candy
Ha Ha Yeah
============
When I Come Upon Your Door
My Only Purpose Is To Score
some Peanut Butter Cups Ha Ha
Don’t Think That You Will Make Us Beg
You’ll Find Yourself Dressed Up In Egg
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Ha Ha Yeah That Would Be Drummer
He Always Volunteers To Be The Egg Delivery Engineer
You Know What I Mean Ha Ha Yeah

Me And My Friends
Have Been Walking All Night
We Love Candy
We Sure Do Man
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I Wonder What Jesus Would Do
If I Take Your Candy IOU
He’d Probably Tell You It’s A Bummer
And Then He’d Signal Back To Drummer
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With The Egg And Toilet Paper All Ready To Go
Fighting The Good Fight
To Earn A Spot At The Breakfast Table Up Above
Yeah Ha Ha

Me And My Friends
Have Are Walking All Night
For Some Candy
We’re Always Out There On Halloween
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I Hope I Get A Milky Way Ha Ha I Do
Or Someone’s Gonna Have To Pay
Thank You Ma’am For Coming Through
You’re Safe This Year Cause Jesus Loves You
Ha Ha Yeah He Does
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Before This Fine Tradition Started
Kids Had To Go Years Without Candy
Can You Imagine Going That Long
Without That Sugar Rush That Makes
You Feel So Good Inside
Man I Can’t
Then Jesus Came Around
And Changed All That
Thanks A Lot Man Yeah
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Me And My Friends
Have Been Walking All Night
For Some Candy
Yeah We Have Ha Ha

Me And My Friends
Are High As A Kite
Give Us Candy
I Can Go For A Blow Pop Right Now
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When I Come Upon Your Door
Yeah I’m Talking To You
My Only Purpose Is To Score
Don’t Think That You Will Make Me Beg
I Do Enough Of That With My Baby
You’ll Find Yourself Dressed Up In Egg
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Tell Them Drummer
How You Are In It To Win It Ha Ha

Me And My Friends
Have Been Walking All Night
For Some Candy
Yeah We Love Halloween Man

Me And My Friends
Are High As A Kite
Give Us Candy
Aww Man What Happened
I Messed Up Huh Ha Ha Ha
Oh Like That Doesn’t Happen Every Day Ha Ha Ha
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This Is Pretty Fun Huh Drummer
Drummer
Aww Man He Ain’t Even Listening
He’s Too Busy Digging Into The
Hey Man We’re Supposed To Share That Man
We Were Gonna Divide That Up At Home
Damn Drummer You Did This Last Halloween Too Man
At Least Unwrap The Damn Thing Man
Man He’s Got Chocolate Dripping Down
The Side Of His Mouth Man
I Can’t Stay Mad At A Face Looks Like That Ha Ha
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This Is Candy For Jesus Yeah
Candy For Jesus
C’mon Drummer Sing You Know The Words
Candy For Jesus
C’mon Man I’m Just Sayin Candy For Jesus
Candy For Jesus
C’mon Drummer Man You Never Participate In Nothing
Man Except For Eating All The Candy Ha Ha Ha

Yeah Thank You Jesus Man
For Coming Up With This Holiday For Us Man To Celebrate

Y’all Take Care And Enjoy Yourselves
This Halloween All Right
Ha Ha Yeah
Candy For Jesus
Yeah

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Artist Bio

10/28/2012

We make up these songs as we go along. Sometimes it will take two or three takes for the lyrics - when we go way out of bounds!

There's two of us in this band, me and Drummer. We like to drink. We like it a lot. So we're letting you know in advance that we're not responsible for anything that you - or anyone that's around you - breaks while listening to us. In fact, grow up man, and take responsibility for your own reactions to other people's tunes, man. You gotta grow up sometime - there's no better time than today.

Hahahahaha, we're just messin wit you! You should of seen the looks on your faces when you were reading that! HAHAHAHAHA!! Aww, man, "take responsibility?" Hahahaha! Yeah! Why would I tell anyone to do that? So you can't party any more or have any fun?

In fact, we preach the opposite advice - DON'T ACCEPT RESPONSIBILTY! That's right! Break whatever you feel like breaking while listening to us. If it makes you feel better, then we're happy to have been there for you! Hahaha! That's what friends are for! Hahaha! Yeah!!!