Posted: 24 April 2006 at 6:35pm | IP Logged

http://www.mp3unsigned.com/Forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13332&a; mp;PN=1

Bearing that post in mind, let's do it.

What I need from you guys is a series of coordinated dance steps that may be used to make the MP3Unsigned Bump and Grind. (or whatever...who cares lol??? )

Once it's been thrashed out, I'll  put together a sh*te piece of cheezy dance music, stick the steps into some sort of rhyming structure, and 'MC' it all over the top, and upload the results; which should be suitable ghastly.

First order of the day is: should the 'hit song's' dance-steps fall into catagory.....

A): Fairly risque, lewd, DJ-Friendly type moves, featuring various aspects of bottom wiggling and thrusting of ones assets....to be used by wedding DJs to cop an eyeful, and perv over the girls on the dancefloor, and liven up what would otherwise be a mind numbingly dull evening

B) Family orientated, to be enjoyed by kiddies and grandmothers, all of whom will make themselves look like complete idiots, and give said weddng DJ a chance to slope off and down a pint. Dance steps would mainly consist of a basic 'hands on your knees, now back at the sides, sidestep...blah blah blah bloody blah' type affair.

So, decide which category we want to use, and then let's get cracking on some steps.

I sort of like the idea of starting with some easy, clearly workable dance steps...then as the song progresses, they become ever more pointless and impossible.

Shall we?

Posted: 24 April 2006 at 6:38pm | IP Logged

totally sounds like a plan.

Go get em.

I can sort out a page like the remix page for Atom/LG lately, so you can all put up bits. I'll do that once I see some interest , not before.

Over to you guys.

Posted: 24 April 2006 at 6:39pm | IP Logged

Yeah, this will probably bomb like a lot of my hair-brained schemes

But, we'll see. The page would obviously be highly appreciated.

Posted: 24 April 2006 at 8:51pm | IP Logged

Imagine Nicki Moran doing some real operatic aria over some dark electronics, with a discoie beat and some ripping guitar.

I'd buy it

And then if it was choreographed like a birdie song or bloody macarana, wow, the participants could retire

Posted: 24 April 2006 at 9:03pm | IP Logged

Looking good for option B right now, though it's by far the dullest....and you ladies also miss the chance to hear me come up with some decidedly UN-TDSish, and breathtakingly sexy vocals

Still, it will make the whole thing even more ghastly in the long run, so that's fine.

So we're going to need something basic to begin with, for the first verse. Let's see what Val's earlier idea gives us.

L        L
   R R 
_______

L    L  L
   R
_______

L  L    L
      R
_______

L____________L
  ½R ½R      ½R 
                ½R

This is purely for the arms, so let's add some footwork to match. Even if I get more Option A responses in the future, it will be good to keep verse 1 boring and basic.

Val's steps as follows:

Put your left arm back
right arm forward
right arm forward

Put your left arm back
right arm forward
left arm back
left arm back

Put your left arm back
left arm back
right arm forward
left arm back

Put your left arm back
bend right arm
bend right arm
right arm straight and bend
left arm back

....erm...Val....... Basically what we have here is a military march for those who have suffered severe paralysis down one side of their bodies!

Posted: 24 April 2006 at 9:18pm | IP Logged

Ok...good start  This bit would be good to put in the second verse perhaps?

Do the victory sign

now the kung fu chop

put your right arm back

don't stop, don't stop!

ye bloody Gods that sucks

Posted: 24 April 2006 at 9:19pm | IP Logged

Plan B is powerful. yes!

http://mp3unsigned.com/showmp3.asp?mp3ID=32392