What NOT to say in a comment when listening to another artist's track?

1) Your mother came round my house last night
2) As per (1) but "sister" instead
3) I'd love to hear you sing this properly
4) The huge amount of reverb you use is imaginitive
5) I love the way the tempo seems to drift up and down
6) The hiss on your vocal adds a beautiful air of ambience
7) Ya mother's coming round again tonite
8) I love the way the vocal seems to sit on top of the mix like in karaoke
9) The lack of bass is original in my opinion
10) Production sounds great thru my mini hifi system
11) Production sounds great thru my cheap headphones
12) This cover is better than the original
13) I honestly think you should quit your day job

And following Erik's comment immediately below....

14) Don't say it sounds like Floyd unless you can genuinely tell the difference between several influential prog rock groups kinda meandering around in the early 70s i.e. don't let the whole of prog rock be generalized by the pink floyd name cos it doesn't wash - now it's turning into a rant bah!!!

Craig provoked this: -

15) I don't like it - then wtf are you commenting for unless you were asked!!!

Dawn provoked this one: -

16) Nice simple lyric (On the other hand if it's a kind of hook-line like "We will rock you" then it's OK)

Paraphrasing Erik's 2nd comment: -

17) Thanks for commenting on my song << then several more sentences about "my" song>> followed up with... your's is great and I've got a new one out next week or just "check my page out"

[Erik Jurado]

DO NOT MENTION "PINK FLOYD" IN ANY COMMENT UNLESS IT IS TRULY WORTHY OF STANDING UP TO THE TEST! I learned that one the hard way.

LMAO!

[dawnsinclair]

When it conmes to lyrics: DO NOT SAY: nice simple lyric

[James Oakwood]

Originally Posted by Erik Jurado

DO NOT MENTION "PINK FLOYD" IN ANY COMMENT UNLESS IT IS TRULY WORTHY OF STANDING UP TO THE TEST! I learned that one the hard way.

LMAO!

So very true dude - it's now #14 in the list

[Pidgeman]

15) I don't like it (in the tone of Andy from Little Britain)

16. Let me check my book of insults, and I'll get back to you.

[Erik Jurado]

Don't say,

"Thanks for commenting on my song. I would take a few minutes to listen to your track and let you know what I think, but I have to get back to thinking about my music. I expect this thank you to make us even. I will be uploading a new track for you to enjoy next week, so don't forget to stop by again. Actually, I will remind you on this song of yours next week so you'll remember."

That is kind of annoying.