Attacked On Stage!!!

Last saturday I played a gig at an entertaining little venue called ... well, let's call it 'The Alehouse'. A young and very flexible lady was dancing most provocatively for about an hour in front of me. She was pissed as a rat of course... So I dedicated a tune to her 'The Lady Is A Tramp'. At first she was most amused by this 'bon mot' but some git started whispering in her ear and she went off in a huff. She came back and attacked me verbally and physically, saying I was 'f@cking shite' and I shouldn't take the piss. I asked her if she'd ever read the words of the song because it actually says the opposite, but there was no reasoning with her. She had to be dragged off me. Landlord very apologetic to me but damage done.

Alice Cooper's 'Poison' for her, next time...

[LIQUID]

Tony have you ever been pulled off whilst on stage?...or is it not that kind of act

[stiffjesus]

Bloody hell!
There's a gig to remember if ever there was one, and who ever thought a that just one 'little' whisper could be so powerful.

I bet your adrenaline was pumping after that gig Tony?

[Dave Fountain]

That's the trouble with pissed up dancy women, they can turn on a sixpence

[TonyMiller]

Originally Posted by LIQUID

Tony have you ever been pulled off whilst on stage?...or is it not that kind of act

Believe it or not I came close to being ahem 'blown' on stage ... again a pissed up woman. Pattern emerging here?

[Superhuman]

Bloody hell Tony, I'd say that one put a bit of a wet blanket on the evening. If you were in an 80's metal band you would have been paying women to treat you like that in public! Next time you could dedicate something from the Macc Lads to her

[AndyStokes]

I hope you'll be okay, Tony-man. But the real interesting question is... Will she even remember what happened?

[stiffjesus]

Originally Posted by Superhuman

... Next time you could dedicate something from the Macc Lads to her

"NO.. SHEEP.. 'till BUXTONNN!!"

[Superhuman]

"Sweaty Betty!"

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WARNING! Parental Guidance and all of that, the above is not for anyone of feminist persuasion - lots of sexist beer fueled ranting but it is quite funny!