SKINTIGHT JAGUARS arrive in a blur of hairspray,
leather and testosterone, leaving behind them
a trail of bloodied knuckles and broken hearts.
This gang of youthful hellraisers are instantly recognisable
and carry an air of decadence and a ....sure swagger
that most bands today wouldn’t dare.
The moment these reprobates enter a room,
girls are held closer to their boyfriends
and bar staff try to hide the drinks.
Sounding like Motley Crue covered by The Ramones,
or AC/DC played at the speed of Motorhead,
they like it hard, fast, loud and dirty.
Championed by the likes of Bruce Dickinson and John McCoy,
SKINTIGHT JAGUARS have sold out 300-capacity venues
with their own annual self-indulgent DIRTFEST event.
SKINTIGHT JAGUARS are the band that music needs right now.
Bona fide idols who will be gracing CD covers
and teenage girls’ bedroom walls for years to come.