Sounding like Motley Crue covered by The Ramones,
or AC/DC played at the speed of Motorhead,
Skintight Jaguars like it hard, fast, loud and dirty.
Championed by the likes of Bruce Dickinson and John McCoy,
Skintight Jaguars have sold out 300-capacity venues
with their own annual self-indulgent DIRTFEST event.
Skintight Jaguars are the band that music needs right now.
Bona fide idols who will be gracing CD covers
and teenage girls’ bedroom walls for years to come.