I discovered the following songs of Kevin Wayne Bryanson when I purchased a computer at an auction house. The computer, I learned from the auctioneer after I purchased it, was seized by a landlord for unpaid rent, and then sold through the auction to finally end up in my apartment where its contents were discovered.

I got a pretty decent computer for a song, and got not only these tunes and lyrics, but also some rather racy nudey photos of, whom I presume to be, his sweetheart.

Some may say that I ought not to be posting such on line without the artist’s permission. I absolutely agree.

I tried to contact Kevin, from the personal information that I found in his Outlook Express folder, but I didn’t receive any emails back confirming his whereabouts. The only email I received said that Kevin used to be her roommate, but had skipped out of his share of the rent and bills in what the she called a “cowardly midnight move and breakup”. I’m not sure if she is the same girl in the photos, but sometimes I pretend she is.

Given that I got the files from a computer bought at auction because Kevin didn’t pay his bills, and given that the only person who has responded to my queries to find Kevin confirmed he was a deadbeat, and given that Kevin obviously has stolen a great deal from others I reasoned that my finding these files was due to Fortune educating Mr. Bryanson; and who am I to deny Fortune her lesson plan? I claim the songs as my own.

If any are interested in a CD of the files I will be glad to send you a copy, along with the full story of how I came to own them, for a nominal fee, of course. The nudey pictures I can’t send though – I understand that that could lead to a legal suit.

Should any of you know Mr. Bryanson tell him thanks for the tunes and dirty pics. Oh, and tell him I’ll give him a discount on a CD if he wants one.

- Trodey Manhattan