As some of you may know, the young upstart Mancini decided to call me a "pussy" on his page for some unknown reason. Perhaps he's jealous of my dashing good looks, my exquisitely crafted beard or my ability to make things explode just by looking at them.

Needless to say, and in the words of the Mongo Collective, ah wisnae pleased. Entertained by his ATTEMPT at treading on my noisy toes, I've decided to rise to the bait and start a "noise war" with friend and fellow stoner, The Rt. Hon. MD-1 Project.

You, should you choose to be stupid enough, can be the judge and we'll see who can get the most 'brown applause' (if you don't know what I means, I'm not going to tell you) from the site.

Cheers,
Tommy

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For the record, Tommy Twin gets my vote. Nothing to do with him being best man at my wedding or anything along those lines, he just extracted more brown applause that the other so-called contestant. Both tunes are good for what they are. Not everything has to have a melody you can hum whilst washing the windows. I admit, upon first listening it's just a bunch of noisy pish, but you have to sink yourself into the layers, feel the art, enjoy the sensation of the white noise washing over your grey matter..........

Yes it's all coming back to me now.......what's japanese guys' name again?

Edited by kevinmooney - Yesterday at 4:26pm