Posted: 29 September 2005 at 1:13pm | IP Logged

A story I'm currently working with, from the Armthorpe Community Newsletter

"THE village’s annual family Halloween Disco will be held on Sunday October 30 from 5pm-8pm at the Community Cente.
The event is organised by the parish council and will include face painting, fancy dress, a family quiz, games and refreshments. Tickets are £1.50 for adults and 50p for children.
Patrons are asked not to bring alchohol or dogs to the event."

You can just imagine all the kids getting ready for the disco....putting on their best gear, gelling their hair...and getting the dog's new leather lead ready for the occasion......

.....then reading the small print....."damn! sorry Fido. Maybe next year"

Posted: 29 September 2005 at 1:51pm | IP Logged

 Maybe next year pup!  Village class!

Posted: 29 September 2005 at 1:57pm | IP Logged

Maybe their worried this might happen:

Or this:

Or this:

Okay, that last one didn't have anything to do with halloween, it cracked me up though. 

Posted: 29 September 2005 at 2:20pm | IP Logged

Chortle!