Posted: 24 August 2005 at 2:08am | IP Logged

Someone sent me this email.

Subject: Robin Williams

You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's   nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up
with the perfect plan What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat
this message.

Robin Williams' plan....(Hard to argue with this   logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have   not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1..) "The US will apologize to the world for our   "interference" in their affairs, past &
present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,   Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those
'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.

2..) We will withdraw our troops from all over the   world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the
Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders.
No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3..) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their   affairs together and leave. We'll give
them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported
immediately, regardless of who or where they are..
They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4..) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed
in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
cashiers.

5..) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't
attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6..) The US will make a strong effort to become  self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
developing nonpolluting sources of energy but  will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to  cope for a while.

7..) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel!
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to
sell their production. (About a week of the wells  filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8..) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
"interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever
they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or givento the army. The people who
need it most get very little, if anything.

9..) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair
weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.

10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly
Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is   ENGLISH....learn   it...or LEAVE.....

Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled
masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "

If you agree with the above forward it to friend.......... If not, and I would be amazed,
DELETE it !!!!!

Posted: 25 August 2005 at 1:57pm | IP Logged

Mork calling Orson, Mork calling Orson.

He has the most hairy arms you've ever seen in your life.

Posted: 25 August 2005 at 2:34pm | IP Logged

6..) The US will make a strong effort to become  self-sufficient energy wise.....

 Yeah, right!

Posted: 25 August 2005 at 2:54pm | IP Logged

Yoy can pick up Robin hands from any good toy store

Posted: 25 August 2005 at 2:56pm | IP Logged

But salad fingers are harder to come by.

I'm not in agreement with a good portion of Robin's statement, though other sections are more in tune with me.

I'm in tune with Jez though on the 'energy self sufficient' line - yeah right!  It aint gonna happen.