| Posted: 05 May 2005 at 11:03pm | IP Logged
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Here's a great idea m8.
Firstly, you will need to purchase a SCO-UNIX Terminal Emulation package, and the Vi Editor.
I'll wait, whilst you order and install it........
...ok...done that?
Right-O....your first job is to create a dynamic link library that seeks for connect instances between your home PC and the Los Guys website, once you've done that (using basic UNIX shell script language), a secondary script is required which effectively employs a 32 bit polynumual search algorythm to monitor up and downstream traffic from the site to other remote computers that access it via the same protocol...and then report back to your home PC.
The data will be represented as a series of Pleisiosynchronous Digital Hierarchy event-markers, each fluctuation beyond the point of around 0.862 (n)KJpS represents an upstream ping event, whereas everything above this value, marked as a partial or transitory dependancy (represented by a factor of 30+/-10, but not in excess of n by more than one quarter of it's base value within a standard encapsulation factor (k)) signifies a downstream event, in tandem with, and in relation to the relative upstream value within the given state of numerical flux (n=k +/-10 // error ratio apparent from transitory value [t]).
Using this basic formula, all you have to do is monitor all traffic to and from the Los Guys website, keeping a constant eye on the variables expressed above (or employ a young boy on a YOP scheme to do the above if you don't have sufficient time) and then concatinate the collected data within a standard Modulo2 divisible 4d grid framework; and obviously, use the values expressed within the lower quartile as your basis for the overall value total.
Presto! There are your downloads, in a handy, graphical form.
Hope this helps m8. 
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