I enjoy reading about conspiracy theories and the suspected underhand doings of our governments 'cause it's interesting to see how people interpret information and bend it to suit their own beliefs. I came across this forum the other day and spent two days absolutely pis*ing myself laughing at this group of idiots:

http://www.chemtrailcentral.com/forum/forum6.html&sid=234d8a5349a23aa12e35ab0a6983feef

I know it's hard to dispute that there's probably SOMETHING going on behind the scenes of the government and, since what the thinker thinks, the prover proves, you'll find evidence to back up whatever you believe these days. Whether it's the "New World Order" or a Vatican/Mafia conspiracy, I don't know and to be honest I can't be ars*d with it. I've got more important things to do than make up rumours and believe every little bulls*it story I read on an internet forum.

Check out what they say about Google, various agencies and another load of crap that will either make you laugh heartily or, if you're believe it all, make you cack your pants. No doubt they'll think I'm in the CIA 'cause I've made fun of them now - I must be trying to disparage their theories!!

Check out a guy called "Kathaksung", one called "Perveted Introvert" (nice name for a guy who insists that Jesus is the only thing that can save us! Hahahahaha) and a woman called "Pak" who has THE WORST understanding of etymology and numerology I have EVER seen.

Apparently all Scottish people are part of a cult of paedophile priests who are hellbent on eradicating females because we wear kilts.....hmmmmmm, I could've sworn that kilts weren't a Scottish invention as well, and I'm pretty sure that I love women in all shapes and forms! Oh well, that must be a lie that "THEY" (as in the CIA, FBI, Illuminati etc etc etc) have made me believe by firing rays at me from space......(Seriously, some guy on there is convinced that the feds are shooting him with gamma rays from space and making him ill....)

I find conspiracies entertaining and take them with a hefty dose of salt. I went through a few years of totally believing a lot of things like that and it made me live in a near constant state of paranoia, anxiety and mistrust even though, shock horror, nothing ever happened to me. Yes, we live in a nanny state in the UK - Yes, the USA in controlled by an inbred retard called Dubya.

What are you going to do about it?

You can live in fear and make yourself ill or you can live your life the way YOU CHOOSE TO and do your part to make the world a nicer place by not being a complete c*nt to people and just getting on with your life.

If you argue with these conspiracy nuts they tell you that you've been brainwashed, "THEY" have made you think like that, you're the devil, you're the CIA, you're part of the Zionist/Jewish conspiracy (yes, they also seem to hate Jews in general)......blah, blah, blah and a big fat persecution complex. These people are mentally unstable and will probably end up being sectioned.....which they will blame on the government trying to silence them because they know "The Truth".

I've often wondered what "The Truth" actually is 'cause there does seem to be a helluva lot of different version of "The Truth" out there these days.

Hmmmmm, anyway enough of my ranting I've got a meeting with Dubya, Satan, Tony Blair, Jambi the Genie, the Queen of England and Godzilla where we'll discuss what to do with websites like mp3unsigned.com......HA!

Peace out, ham n' eggs 
Tommy

best post in years!

And I thought everyone knew the www was shorthand for the devil. I can prove it:

I can't help but feel that the internet has helped create and encourage people like this - where did they share their ideas and convictions before the computer information age? Did they meet in secret behind trees or in libraries disguised as normal people?

Im gonna think of my own conspiracy theory, then sign on to that forum and see how much i can make these people believe.

How about, Princess Di was hired by the CIA  to carry out the 9/11 attacks, as no-one would suspect her, because aliens had faked her death 5 years previously.

I reckon they'll buy it