We just nipped down to the crossroads for a pint of milk, dropped some change on the floor, got down on our knees to pick it up and before you could say 'Look out, here comes an emissary of the devil' we had absorbed a mysterious and sentient energy that caused our eyebrows to sprout into radio recievers that could pick up signals from beyond the confectionary shop.Before we existed, we worked out our own possibilty on a Casio calculator watch and thus created an extra moment of time between every second that allows us a few more minutes in bed in the morning. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your star sign and social life) this has also confused the universe into experiencing these extra moments in a random fashion thus creating all the coincidences that happen.We aplogise for any inconvienience that this may have caused and will attempt to resume normal service after December 2012.