HELP! I think my phone is possessed

OK, I feel this one needs a bit of explaining.
Despite my tune "No Reply", I finally gave in and got myself a smart phone.
A cheap one, from China, but it comes with voice recognition.
On playing with this, I found that it wasn't very good at recognising my voice.
So, I started making various sounds into it, no recognisable words as such, just noises.
But it recognised these noises as words and began churning out what can only be described
as, phone of conciousness poetry. Either that, or it's the demented imaginings of a call centre
worker in China, whose job it is to interpret my every muttering.
(I don't know, but maybe this is how they do speech recognition in China - as it only works when I am connected to the net, so there is no program in my phone).
So, what you have above, is a verbatim account of one such "poem".
No editing of the content, apart from the spacing, this is exactly what came out - "lyrics" attached.
I inputted (?) the text into the Fruity Loops speech synth and manipulated some of the pitching.
Using a standard deep voice together with a setting for choirboy.
It semed appropriate..... although somewhat disturbing.

(Remixed 3 May: increased bell & organ sounds. Reversed call/response 2 thirds way thru.Shortened the title)